Gardens!

Today hor.
I decided to meet Chelsea and her friend at gardens.

So we reached around 1.
Then me and my sister went to find Chelsea.
So we walk and walk and walk.
And talk and talk and talk.
Finally decided to settle down at baskin robbins.
And i played tap tap revolution with her friend.
SO PRO LA!
Damn fun.
And they keep saying i got around 10 girlfriends!
What the fish la.

After eating we decided to fool around at some electronics shop.
Heh i helped Chelsea Find leng zai.
Then dunno how we ended up in robinsons.
Talking beside the cookery section.
Zzz.
We are Damn lame.
Then time for Chelsea and her friend to Ciao already.

So me and my sister went to eat 1901 hot dogs.

After that shopped around for a while.
Bought resident evil for wii. Woohoo.
Then we went to fetch my grandma come dinner.
So here i am at souled out.
Then hor.
Halfway we say police catch robber.
The police run so slow.
Never gonna catch la.
Noob police. Lawl.




Haha.
Its my first time out with Chelsea.
You are Damn hyper la girl.
I will zha sei you next time we meet!
Long juan Feng forever!!!

Badminton to the max!

Hey all.

Today hor. Just woke up only.
Then suddenly sum Yee call me ask for directions to my house.
I shocked.
Thinking what the hell.
Then remember got badminton.
So faster grab milk then drink.
Then saw my breakfast on the table.
Damn Yummy but sum Yee reach already.
So cant eat Haiz.
Tell mum going out.
Mum go ask go where do what.
Delay time.
Then off we go.

Met cheryl. Su min. Sum Yee brother. And sum Yee brother friend.
My glasses keep dropping. -.-
Learn one sentence called lei dang sei or something like that. Then hor.
Cheryl Ciao already.
So we decided to go Subang parade.

We thought will be Damn sien lor.
But.
But.
But.
DAMN FUN!
We went to one place only which was toyrus or something like that.
Took many many pictures.
Cant upload here.
Go to su min blog to see ba.
Then hor da bao then Ciao already.

Woohoo.
Working out is fun.
I am strong.
Next time one more round guys!

The death of a king =(

Good news.

Test shows negative for h1n1.
Scary.

Bad news.

King of pop passed away.

Micheal jackson rest in peace.
I remembered once.

When i was about 6.
Went to bukit tinggi.
There was a performance of a fake micheal jackson there.
I thought he was real.
And i got called up on stage.

And i was starstruck.
Only to find out years later that he was a fake.

That was my best memory of him.
I grew up listening to his songs.
Which my mother really liked.

He's dead now. =(
God bless his soul.

Shit!!

Oh my god.

On the Way to clinic with sister, chun wei, bonnie and catherine.

Going to test for h1n1.

Damn scared now.

God help me.
Pray for me.

Argh.
Life is short.
Haven got the chance to do many things yet.

=(

Balanar. :)

Hey again.

Its two in the morning.

I finally decided to Balanar.

Which is basically waking up in the middle of the night to play comp.

Freaking tired.

I slept in class for the last two days.

Argh.

And er.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO

KYE MUN!
JAN WA!

Hope you guys happy happy always.

So thats it.

Bye^^

Damn tired.

Hey folks.
Damn tired day.
Worked out the whole day.
Then went to jan wa's house.
Came back at 12.
Kena diao by dad.

I have no more energy. ;(
Nvm. At least my muscles growing bigger and bigger.

Argh.
I have guitar tomorow.
Which is going to be extremely sien again lor.

=(
Bye ^^

Love

Since there are many love problem.
I will now make a poem about love.


Ahem.

Ahem ahem.

Oh. Oh love love love. Why do you have to be so troublesome. Oh love. Why do we have to work hard for you. Oh love. Why cant you let us be happy and love Ohlove
I'll tell you one thing.
You suck.



Thank you thank you.
Donations appreciated.

Bye ^^

Bad hair day.

My hair.
I expect it to be yeng after i cut.


NOT!

Like those indian barber damn short wei.
Oh my buddha.

Grrr.
Beh song.

Argh.
Argh.
I look damn gay.
But cheryl happy lor.
Short liao.
Bye =(

My YENGNESS!!

B

Hehe. Quite yeng leh.

Damn proud and Lanci now.

Feeling HIGH!!!!

Woohoo!!!!!

Anyways came back from New Zealand And Melbourne.

Quite fun la.

Many things there.

Theres beer, sheep, trams, buses, sheep, hot air-balloons, sheep, crazy locals and sheep and sheep again.

Hehe. Sheep everywhere.

GTG.

Bye^^

Tagged by Cheryl again.

Sienz. I nothing to do.

My Top 10 Most Favourite Food (in no particular order)

• At home de Food.
• Junk food
• Pork
• Weird food
• Oily food
• Can fill my stomach de food
• Dunno what to write
• Why must write so many
• 5 enough liao gua
• Hehe

10 Things I Love Doing (in no particular order)

• With friends. no matter where or when. Hehe
• Play game. shoot shoot wan or car car wan also can.
• Sleep
• Strangle my dog.
• See people blog
• Act gay
• Tou Kan Mei Nu =X
• Hear music
• GB anyone
• Moviesss

5 Things I Love Doing When I’m Emo / Stressed (in no particular order)

• Try not to be Emo
• Hit people
• Slap people
• Strangle people
• Watch violent movies and then try to act

5 Things I Love Doing When I’m Happy (in no particular order)

• Smile
• Hit people also
• Jump
• Act gay and childish
• Hyperrr

5 Things I Wish It Could Happen (in no particular order)

• Be like the playboy owner guy. the old guy but with my face.
• Own bar
• Own many many thing
• No school. got la but no study.
• Malaysia people change to amo lang except chinese people. Chinese people also hot. Amo lang also hot.

My Top 20 Recently Most Addicted Songs (in no particular order) 

• Bu Ke Neng Chuo Guo NI - Lee hom (old song)
• A Complicated Song - Weird Al
• Life In Technicolour - Coldplay
• Death and All His Friends - Coldplay
• 
  
• Cai Hong - Jay Chou
• Pu Gong Ying De Yue Ding - Jay CHou
• Shuo Hao De Xing Fu - Jay Chou
• Ai De De Ti - Lee HOm
• Rubbish poem - Tze Yang
• The Sell Out Song cant remember what title. The lyrics Also forgot but DAmn Nice.
• Heartless - Kris Allen
• Mad World - Adam lambert
• Diao cant think ler. Count till twenty ba.

10 Ridiculous Things I Wish To Do Before I Die (in no particular order)

• Live till 300+ yr 
• See dinosaur.
• Become a poet. my favourite job.
• HAck Yandao
• Climb mount everest. (gay)
• Own Bar. everyday drink non stop 
• Dont be virgin
• Be Rich
• Become bodybuilder. Have you seen their muscles? So big and strong all the veins wow.
• LIVE LIFE TO THE MAX!!!

10 Persons You Wish To Tag

Steam-steam-STEAM!!!

Eh.

So many hot girls here la.

Everyday steam.

Sure bao wan 1 day.

Hehe.

Ohya. 

I did the bungy jumping thing.

Walao.

Damn scary.

I will post the video plus some pictures of my YENG-ness.

So yeng until got people take video of me.

So many people at the side cheer me leh.

Shuai.

Dont mind my Lanci-ing.

For those of you who do not know what is bungy jumping.

Its like commiting suicide.

Just that theres a string tied to your back.

Hehe.

I jumped off a bridge.

It was 43 metres high.

Which is half of KLCC.

Haha.

GUANG RONG!!!!!!

Wo Kai Shi Jiao Ao Le.

Hehe. 

Thats it.

Keep on posting.

Bye^^

Rubbish...

Howdy folks.
Hehe.
Today.
Someone ask to me to post about rubbish.

So....

I made a poem.


Here it goes.

Rubbish, rubbish,
Wonderful rubbish,
We cant live without rubbish,
but we hate rubbish,
if rubbish are rubbish,
then we must not be rubbish,
because rubbish is lousy,
and rubbish is rubbish.

Rubbish oh rubbish,
why must you be so smelly,
we see you everyday,
in the river in the mountains,
oh rubbish oh rubbish,
we all hate rubbish,
but we need rubbish to survive,
so,
LETS BE RUBBISH!!!

Hehe.
Creative hor.
My future job is to become a poet.
Hehe.

Get ready for more poems in the future.

Bye ^^

E

Tagged by Cheryl -.-

I finally know what this means. hehe.

001. Real name : Tan Tze Yang

002. Nickname(s) : dong yang, dong gui, tom yam, sonic the hedgehog, blur blur boix -.-

003. Age: 14

004. Zodiac sign : Pisces

005. Male or female : Male

006. Elementary : Rainbow Kids (paiseh)

007. Middle School : SJK (C) Lick Hung

008. High School : SMK USJ 4, Apiit Smart School

009. College school : ....

010. Hair color : black

011. Long or short : hehe. for boy long la

012. Loud or Quiet : quiet. damn shy. hehe

013. Sweats or Jeans : jeans

014. Phone or Camera : phone got camera ma. so phone lor. hehe

015. Health freak : err yea. love sports

016. Drink or Smoke? : both. hehe. quitted smoking

017. Do you have a crush on someone : hehe. about that..........

018. Eat or Drink : eat.

019. Piercings : none. haiz

021. Social or Anti-Social : social. =)

022. Righty or lefty : Right

FIRST :

023. First piercing : 2011

024. First relationship : 2005

025. First Best Friend : err. deswin. i forgotten his full name

026. First Award : err... hmmm... kindergarden gua

027. First Kiss : err. hehe.

028. First Pet : FURGY

029. First Big Vacation : forgot lor. but remember at australia

030. First Love at first sight : no exp

031. First Big Birthday : err. dont really celebrate. forgot already

032. First Surgery : wa. need anot

033. First sport you joined : sports day kindergarden

034. Orange or Apple juice : orange hehe

035. Rock or Rap : rock better by abit.

036. Country or Screamo : screamo gua. dont really listen to country

037. NSYNCor Backstreet boys : Backstreet Boys

038. Britney spears or Christina Aguilera : Christina Aguilera. she hotter =)

039. Night or Day : NIGHT

040. Sun or Moon : no big difference

041. TV or Internet : Internet of course

042. Playstation or XBox : hmm. xbox gua

043. Kiss or Hug? : err. hehe.

044. Iguana or turtle : turtle

045. Spider or bee : spider. hehe

046. Fall or spring : fall. liang shuang

047. Limewire or iTunes : LIMEWIRE. because its free. cheapskate ma.

048. Soccer or baseball : soccer. was a freak last time

CURRENTLY:

049. Eating : yea.

050. Drinking : nope

051. Excitement level : 50% gua

052. I'm about to : go to sleep

053. Listening to : coldplay. death and all his friends. current favourite.

054. Plans for today : the day going to finish la. -.-

055. Waiting for : earthquake

056. Energy level : err. tired

057. Thinking of someone: hehe. about that...

YOUR FUTURE :

058. Want kids? : of course

059. Want to get married? : of course. =)

060. When : see lor. when the "one" come

061. How many kids do you want : ahhh. 3 to 4? hehe

062. Any names on the mind: tze yang jr. hehe

063. What did you want to be when you're a kid : very gay wan. A PILOT!!!

064. Careers in mind : hehe. dunno also. ah long ba.

065. Mellow future or wind : huh?

066. Something you would never try : wa.. alot wor

067. When you want to die? : when the time comes.

068. Lips or eyes : eyes hehe

069.Romantic or Funny : er. both

070. Shorter or taller? : shorter. -.-

071. Protective or Caring : same

072. Romantic or spontaneous : same

073. Nice stomach or nice arms : if me ah. i wan stomach. if girl i wan legs. haiz. never write there

074. Sensitive or loud : both also dont wan. but if must choose loud

075. Hook-up or relationship : relationship

076. Trouble maker or hesitant : none

077. Muscular or normal : normal. girl muscular very..........

078. Kissed a stranger : nope.

079. Broken a bone : nopee.


HAVE YOU EVER :

080. Lost glasses/contacts : nope. buut i break them alot.

081. Ran away from home? : gay

082. Held a gun/knife for self defense : if must must lor.

083. Killed somebody : no la i how old only

084. Broken someone's heart : err. i good wan. so no gua.

085. Had your heart broken : got ba twice.

086. Been arrested : hehe.

087. Cried when someone died : no one i met died yet.

088. Liked a friend more than a friend : what meaning.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN :

089. Yourself : yayaya.

090. Miracles : abit.

091. Love at first sight : no la. or else why got this thing call "kao"

092. Heaven : hm. 95%

093. Santa Claus : no.

094. Sex on the first date : if drunk then got lor.

095. Kissing on the first date : yes.

096. Angels : ahh. this one ah. nope.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :

097. Is there one person you want to be with right now : hehe. about that...

098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life : abit only.

099. Do you believe in God : yup

100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people.

01. Aaron
02. Sum Yee
03. Chelsea
04. Chloe
05. Kye Mun
06. Synn Jye
07. Su Min
08. Leonard
09. Keh See
10. Dylan