Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
wow.
my blog died for two weeks.
i haven been checking blogs and stuffs recently.
hmph.
nothing happened much lately.
erm i need money.
i need a comp.
i need alot.
so thats it la.
bye.
Friday, July 24, 2009
Yummy.
Finally i get to DOTA throughout the night.
Was fun.
Was awesome.
So yesterday went to Endah Parade with Shane and Teck Yu.
Wanted to jam but the studios were closed.
Went to CC for a game or two.
Then we went to Teck Yu house.
Freaking huge.
Big drum.
Nice guitar.
EVERYTHING NICE LA.
Sad thing is that we didn.t get the chance to take a video.
Then night time.
Went to hometown.
DOTA the whole night with Teck Yu and Shane.
Dint sleep.
Gonna have panda eyes.
Aiyoyo.
So thats it.
Me and cousin sitting in front of the computer the whole night.
Boring huh?
BYE BYE!!
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Suckiness.
My number got canceled man.
Sucks pretty much.
And now im using one that my friend gave me which is freaking prepaid.
AIYOYOYO!
Had bad luck over the past few days man.
Hope everything gets better soon.
DIAO PUT ONLY MA! XD
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
3 days without phone.
That living THREE days without phone and internet is FREAKING TORTURING?
Now finaly got sim card.
But its PREPAID!!
Saddening saddening.
Friday, July 17, 2009
PART TWO
Er yeah.
We took some pics.
Then.
Go er.. send chi xian and girlfriend home.
Then arcade abit.
Then met martin, eric, chun wei and men yew at B.R.
Then when want walk must go already.
Saddening.
Quite an average day.
P.S i had the most awesome fries today -.-
Sien day.
Today went to sunway after school.
Err. I solo sit taxi coz chi xian go early.
Reach there makan.
Eat liao shop.
I no choice but to follow the girls to shop.
Buy buy buy.
Girls ma. What to do.
Abit sien la.
But lucky Chloe pei me all the time chatting.
Thank you.
Then we go arcade.
Then she ciao already.
So we went to dreamworld.
Met with chi xian, xiao jean, kye ling and mei jing i think.
Take pic take pic.
26 bucks.
PART TWO
Monday, July 13, 2009
All your fault
I HATE MR AZRUL!
He cut off my fringe.
Now become damn straight.
And I have this long lock of hair sticking out from at the back.
It was assembly and he came without warning and cut it off just like that.
HOW TO KAO LUI WITH THIS HAIR!
Well.
I think i'm exaggerating a little bit.
It's doesn't make a really big difference to you guys but to ME...
I guess i'll just wait for it to grow back for now.
=(
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Lin Lao Bu.
Today uhh...
went for a trip to orang asli musuem.
I have four words to describe that place man.
SIBEH BORING AND LAPSAP.
The musuem looks like a house.
BTW did you know that orang asli is also known as SAKAI?
Oh and teck yu has this amazing software that can hack into people's phone and do anything
You can call, play music,off,even send messages using other people's phone through his phone
COOL!
P.S I freaking need a laptop and WIFI
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Royal Selangor!
Today.
We went for a field trip to...
ROYAL SELANGOR!
So we went there.
Saw some pewter.
Made some pewter.
Touched some pewter.
Smelled some pewter.
Did everything we could to pewter.
The funnest part was..
When we changed the price tags of the products!
A keychain cost 390k while a sculpture cost 125 ringgit.
Weird huh?
The tourist there must be feeling confused.
Thats it guys.
SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
blackman!
Yesterday that damn black teacher took my phone away man.
Damn dulan him laa.
Lucky shane borrowed me a phone.
I LOVE YOU SHANE!
But still dunno how to explain to parents.
ARGH!
=(
Sunday, July 5, 2009
1U!
Today i went to 1U with err... Lets see.
Aaron
Zhi Yi
Kye mun
Men yew
Jan wa
Owen
Eric
Martin
Shane
Zunhern
And Jan wa friend.
Ok ok so first thing i did was playing at the arcade.
I wasted almost 50 bucks on there man.
Argh.
Something Saddening happened to me.
I lost my bag at arcade.
And guess what was in it?
Pants
Shades
Wax
And.....
My FREAKING LAPTOP!
Diao wei.
Dont care la.
After that went snooker.
Damn noob.
Then time for transformers liao.
Seriously the movie sucks.
Just fight only.
Argh.
I mean it was amazing la.
But come on la.
Create something new la.
We were like small kids.
I remembered martin taking off his shirt and jumping on the seat.
And the best part is....
They SOLD ALCOHOL TO US MAN!
Woohoo hyper.
Then after that more arcade.
And then went to cc for a freaking DOTA game.
Clockwerk rules man!
But owen feed zz.
Then we no transport liao.
So go eat while waiting for aaron's dad to come.
Haiz.
What a day.
MY LAPTOP ZZ.
=(
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Haiyo.
In Today's short post i just want to say......
I kena DIAO by mum and guitar teacher!!
@.@
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Gardens!
I decided to meet Chelsea and her friend at gardens.
So we reached around 1.
Then me and my sister went to find Chelsea.
So we walk and walk and walk.
And talk and talk and talk.
Finally decided to settle down at baskin robbins.
And i played tap tap revolution with her friend.
SO PRO LA!
Damn fun.
And they keep saying i got around 10 girlfriends!
What the fish la.
After eating we decided to fool around at some electronics shop.
Heh i helped Chelsea Find leng zai.
Then dunno how we ended up in robinsons.
Talking beside the cookery section.
Zzz.
We are Damn lame.
Then time for Chelsea and her friend to Ciao already.
So me and my sister went to eat 1901 hot dogs.
After that shopped around for a while.
Bought resident evil for wii. Woohoo.
Then we went to fetch my grandma come dinner.
So here i am at souled out.
Then hor.
Halfway we say police catch robber.
The police run so slow.
Never gonna catch la.
Noob police. Lawl.
Haha.
Its my first time out with Chelsea.
You are Damn hyper la girl.
I will zha sei you next time we meet!
Long juan Feng forever!!!
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Badminton to the max!
Today hor. Just woke up only.
Then suddenly sum Yee call me ask for directions to my house.
I shocked.
Thinking what the hell.
Then remember got badminton.
So faster grab milk then drink.
Then saw my breakfast on the table.
Damn Yummy but sum Yee reach already.
So cant eat Haiz.
Tell mum going out.
Mum go ask go where do what.
Delay time.
Then off we go.
Met cheryl. Su min. Sum Yee brother. And sum Yee brother friend.
My glasses keep dropping. -.-
Learn one sentence called lei dang sei or something like that. Then hor.
Cheryl Ciao already.
So we decided to go Subang parade.
We thought will be Damn sien lor.
But.
But.
But.
DAMN FUN!
We went to one place only which was toyrus or something like that.
Took many many pictures.
Cant upload here.
Go to su min blog to see ba.
Then hor da bao then Ciao already.
Woohoo.
Working out is fun.
I am strong.
Next time one more round guys!
Friday, June 26, 2009
The death of a king =(
Test shows negative for h1n1.
Scary.
Bad news.
King of pop passed away.
Micheal jackson rest in peace.
I remembered once.
When i was about 6.
Went to bukit tinggi.
There was a performance of a fake micheal jackson there.
I thought he was real.
And i got called up on stage.
And i was starstruck.
Only to find out years later that he was a fake.
That was my best memory of him.
I grew up listening to his songs.
Which my mother really liked.
He's dead now. =(
God bless his soul.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Shit!!
On the Way to clinic with sister, chun wei, bonnie and catherine.
Going to test for h1n1.
Damn scared now.
God help me.
Pray for me.
Argh.
Life is short.
Haven got the chance to do many things yet.
=(
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Balanar. :)
Its two in the morning.
I finally decided to Balanar.
Which is basically waking up in the middle of the night to play comp.
Freaking tired.
I slept in class for the last two days.
Argh.
And er.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO
KYE MUN!
JAN WA!
Hope you guys happy happy always.
So thats it.
Bye^^
Friday, June 19, 2009
Damn tired.
Damn tired day.
Worked out the whole day.
Then went to jan wa's house.
Came back at 12.
Kena diao by dad.
I have no more energy. ;(
Nvm. At least my muscles growing bigger and bigger.
Argh.
I have guitar tomorow.
Which is going to be extremely sien again lor.
=(
Bye ^^
Monday, June 15, 2009
Love
I will now make a poem about love.
Ahem.
Ahem ahem.
Oh. Oh love love love. Why do you have to be so troublesome. Oh love. Why do we have to work hard for you. Oh love. Why cant you let us be happy and love Ohlove
I'll tell you one thing.
You suck.
Thank you thank you.
Donations appreciated.
Bye ^^
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Bad hair day.
I expect it to be yeng after i cut.
NOT!
Like those indian barber damn short wei.
Oh my buddha.
Grrr.
Beh song.
Argh.
Argh.
I look damn gay.
But cheryl happy lor.
Short liao.
Bye =(
Thursday, June 11, 2009
My YENGNESS!!
B
Hehe. Quite yeng leh.
Damn proud and Lanci now.
Feeling HIGH!!!!
Woohoo!!!!!
Anyways came back from New Zealand And Melbourne.
Quite fun la.
Many things there.
Theres beer, sheep, trams, buses, sheep, hot air-balloons, sheep, crazy locals and sheep and sheep again.
Hehe. Sheep everywhere.
GTG.
Bye^^
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Tagged by Cheryl again.
- At home de Food.
- Junk food
- Pork
- Weird food
- Oily food
- Can fill my stomach de food
- Dunno what to write
- Why must write so many
- 5 enough liao gua
- Hehe
- With friends. no matter where or when. Hehe
- Play game. shoot shoot wan or car car wan also can.
- Sleep
- Strangle my dog.
- See people blog
- Act gay
- Tou Kan Mei Nu =X
- Hear music
- GB anyone
- Moviesss
- Try not to be Emo
- Hit people
- Slap people
- Strangle people
- Watch violent movies and then try to act
- Smile
- Hit people also
- Jump
- Act gay and childish
- Hyperrr
5 Things I Wish It Could Happen (in no particular order)
- Be like the playboy owner guy. the old guy but with my face.
- Own bar
- Own many many thing
- No school. got la but no study.
- Malaysia people change to amo lang except chinese people. Chinese people also hot. Amo lang also hot.
My Top 20 Recently Most Addicted Songs (in no particular order)
- Bu Ke Neng Chuo Guo NI - Lee hom (old song)
- A Complicated Song - Weird Al
- Life In Technicolour - Coldplay
- Death and All His Friends - Coldplay
- Cai Hong - Jay Chou
- Pu Gong Ying De Yue Ding - Jay CHou
- Shuo Hao De Xing Fu - Jay Chou
- Ai De De Ti - Lee HOm
- Rubbish poem - Tze Yang
- The Sell Out Song cant remember what title. The lyrics Also forgot but DAmn Nice.
- Heartless - Kris Allen
- Mad World - Adam lambert
- Diao cant think ler. Count till twenty ba.
- Live till 300+ yr
- See dinosaur.
- Become a poet. my favourite job.
- HAck Yandao
- Climb mount everest. (gay)
- Own Bar. everyday drink non stop
- Dont be virgin
- Be Rich
- Become bodybuilder. Have you seen their muscles? So big and strong all the veins wow.
- LIVE LIFE TO THE MAX!!!
10 Persons You Wish To Tag
Steam-steam-STEAM!!!
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Rubbish...
Hehe.
Today.
Someone ask to me to post about rubbish.
So....
I made a poem.
Here it goes.
Rubbish, rubbish,
Wonderful rubbish,
We cant live without rubbish,
but we hate rubbish,
if rubbish are rubbish,
then we must not be rubbish,
because rubbish is lousy,
and rubbish is rubbish.
Rubbish oh rubbish,
why must you be so smelly,
we see you everyday,
in the river in the mountains,
oh rubbish oh rubbish,
we all hate rubbish,
but we need rubbish to survive,
so,
LETS BE RUBBISH!!!
Creative hor.
My future job is to become a poet.
Hehe.
Get ready for more poems in the future.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Tagged by Cheryl -.-
001. Real name : Tan Tze Yang
002. Nickname(s) : dong yang, dong gui, tom yam, sonic the hedgehog, blur blur boix -.-
003. Age: 14
004. Zodiac sign : Pisces
005. Male or female : Male
006. Elementary : Rainbow Kids (paiseh)
007. Middle School : SJK (C) Lick Hung
008. High School : SMK USJ 4, Apiit Smart School
009. College school : ....
010. Hair color : black
011. Long or short : hehe. for boy long la
012. Loud or Quiet : quiet. damn shy. hehe
013. Sweats or Jeans : jeans
014. Phone or Camera : phone got camera ma. so phone lor. hehe
015. Health freak : err yea. love sports
016. Drink or Smoke? : both. hehe. quitted smoking
017. Do you have a crush on someone : hehe. about that..........
018. Eat or Drink : eat.
019. Piercings : none. haiz
021. Social or Anti-Social : social. =)
022. Righty or lefty : Right
FIRST :
023. First piercing : 2011
024. First relationship : 2005
025. First Best Friend : err. deswin. i forgotten his full name
026. First Award : err... hmmm... kindergarden gua
027. First Kiss : err. hehe.
028. First Pet : FURGY
029. First Big Vacation : forgot lor. but remember at australia
030. First Love at first sight : no exp
031. First Big Birthday : err. dont really celebrate. forgot already
032. First Surgery : wa. need anot
033. First sport you joined : sports day kindergarden
034. Orange or Apple juice : orange hehe
035. Rock or Rap : rock better by abit.
036. Country or Screamo : screamo gua. dont really listen to country
037. NSYNCor Backstreet boys : Backstreet Boys
038. Britney spears or Christina Aguilera : Christina Aguilera. she hotter =)
039. Night or Day : NIGHT
040. Sun or Moon : no big difference
041. TV or Internet : Internet of course
042. Playstation or XBox : hmm. xbox gua
043. Kiss or Hug? : err. hehe.
044. Iguana or turtle : turtle
045. Spider or bee : spider. hehe
046. Fall or spring : fall. liang shuang
047. Limewire or iTunes : LIMEWIRE. because its free. cheapskate ma.
048. Soccer or baseball : soccer. was a freak last time
CURRENTLY:
049. Eating : yea.
050. Drinking : nope
051. Excitement level : 50% gua
052. I'm about to : go to sleep
053. Listening to : coldplay. death and all his friends. current favourite.
054. Plans for today : the day going to finish la. -.-
055. Waiting for : earthquake
056. Energy level : err. tired
057. Thinking of someone: hehe. about that...
YOUR FUTURE :
058. Want kids? : of course
059. Want to get married? : of course. =)
060. When : see lor. when the "one" come
061. How many kids do you want : ahhh. 3 to 4? hehe
062. Any names on the mind: tze yang jr. hehe
063. What did you want to be when you're a kid : very gay wan. A PILOT!!!
064. Careers in mind : hehe. dunno also. ah long ba.
065. Mellow future or wind : huh?
066. Something you would never try : wa.. alot wor
067. When you want to die? : when the time comes.
068. Lips or eyes : eyes hehe
069.Romantic or Funny : er. both
070. Shorter or taller? : shorter. -.-
071. Protective or Caring : same
072. Romantic or spontaneous : same
073. Nice stomach or nice arms : if me ah. i wan stomach. if girl i wan legs. haiz. never write there
074. Sensitive or loud : both also dont wan. but if must choose loud
075. Hook-up or relationship : relationship
076. Trouble maker or hesitant : none
077. Muscular or normal : normal. girl muscular very..........
078. Kissed a stranger : nope.
079. Broken a bone : nopee.
HAVE YOU EVER :
080. Lost glasses/contacts : nope. buut i break them alot.
081. Ran away from home? : gay
082. Held a gun/knife for self defense : if must must lor.
083. Killed somebody : no la i how old only
084. Broken someone's heart : err. i good wan. so no gua.
085. Had your heart broken : got ba twice.
086. Been arrested : hehe.
087. Cried when someone died : no one i met died yet.
088. Liked a friend more than a friend : what meaning.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN :
089. Yourself : yayaya.
090. Miracles : abit.
091. Love at first sight : no la. or else why got this thing call "kao"
092. Heaven : hm. 95%
093. Santa Claus : no.
094. Sex on the first date : if drunk then got lor.
095. Kissing on the first date : yes.
096. Angels : ahh. this one ah. nope.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now : hehe. about that...
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life : abit only.
099. Do you believe in God : yup
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people.
01. Aaron
02. Sum Yee
03. Chelsea
04. Chloe
05. Kye Mun
06. Synn Jye
07. Su Min
08. Leonard
09. Keh See
10. Dylan
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Its freezing!!
At new zealand now.
hehe.
Damn Lanci.
Wow.
Just read the itinerary.
Going for BUNGEE JUMPING??
ZZz.
Dunno got the guts to do it anot.
Deng.
Damn sien here.
NO - Phone, Maple, Friends, and about everything important to me.
Haha.
Gonna go out for dinner soon.
So...
So...
Bye^^
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Hehe.
Niama im using my phone to update.
Streamyx still haven come.
Haiyo.
My maple in jeopardy.
Currently going to singapore.
Then will be flying to NEW ZEALAND AND AUSTRALIA.
Woohoo.
Hoping to meet NG KEH SEE.
Hehe. My long lost friend.
Yesterday was fun.
Sit taxi went to red box for 3 HOURS!!
Throat pain lol.
Oh and i saw su min and amanda.
I kept trying to make leonard hold hand with sum Yee.
THEY DONT WAN!!
Haiz.
Do it for me ma Hehe.
My phone bill gonna go sky high.
Everyday go internet.
Hehe.
Thats it ba.
MISS ME WHEN IM AT AUSTRALIA!!
Hehe.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Sei Streamyx
Stupid streamyx never come fix my modem.
Haiyo.
Make me must come school only can post.
That day arh I go Lee Hom Concert.
DAmn Yeng hor,
Next time only i post the video.
All indian teacher around me very scared caught.
So next time only I post.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Yes!!!
At aaron's house now.
Going Kye Mun's house and Lee Hom concert tomorow.
Yay.
But nobody pei me go concert. Haiz.
Hopefully can see some friends there lor.
And hopefully will have lots of fun there.
Yayayayaya.
Nowadays many many problem.
Sad.
School problem friend problem.
Hope everything goes well.
Kk.
Going to watch Red Cliff now.
Monday, April 27, 2009
I'm Back!!!!!=)
Alot Interesting happen lor.
1) Got fight.
2) Go Pyramid
3) Go sleep
4) Go train MIDNIGHT R. (600hp liao)
Go read other people's blog for more information ba.
I lazy type so long.
I SO GOOD PROMOTE PEOPLE'S BLOG!!!!
I know I am. lol.
Oh ya.
Why so many people's birthday must be in APRIL.
Very famous meh April.
LOL
- TZE WEI 23.04.200
- Chelsea 26.04.2009.
- Evelyn 27.04.2009
I simply post because my daughter ask me post lor. Lol.
Haha.Sorry for simply posting SCC.
Oh ya.I went back to MAPLE.
So manypeople playing nowadays.
Forget about DOTA already.
Gaming Sucks.
Too addicting.
Today is Evelyn's birthday.
Then.
We sang Happy Birthday like 5 times lol.
And.
=.=
Wu liao dao.
I LEARNED A NEW WORD
It is sisisisihahahahahahahahaha
WHAT THE HELL!!??
LOL.
Dont wan say who teach wan.
I also got this message.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
LOL!!!!
Got another wan.
INCREDIBLE
1) Fold a NEW PINK $20 bill in half...

2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below

3) Fold the other end, exactly as before

4) Now, simply turn it over...

What a coincidence!
A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!
COINCIDENCE?
Here is what you've seen...Firstly The Pentagon on fire...

Then The Twin Towers...

And now .. look at this!
TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL

It gets even better!! 9 + 11=$20!!
Get it?
September 11.
= 9 = September
=11= 9+11 = the 20 dollar bill.
Dont get it also NVM!!!!!!!
LOL.
My countries history is GREAT!!!!!!!!
LOL.
Thatsit.
Nah SCC I update already.
Happy?
LOL
Friday, April 17, 2009
Deng...
Today.
Today.
So boring.
Nothing to do ust sit here and play dota everyday.
See same old game all day long.
Can memorize everything already.
But.
Its too addicting.
Nothing I can do. =))
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Happy Day!!
Wa. 1 week Dint update blog already.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Niama Day
Yesterday quite Sohai.
Boring But Sohai!!!
- Went for Guitar
- Watched The Dark Knight
- Tio GANGBANG by Aaron, Zhi Yi and Kye Mun in DOTA (They Failed)
- Went for Guitar again.
- Bought Wax And Had An Argument With some Malay Guy in WaTSONS, heres the argument
Me : (Accidently bangs his little kid with my guitar) Sorry!!
Malay Dude : Next time see properly la.
Me : Ask your kid see properly la.
Malay Dude : He's just a kid.
Me : Teach him la.
Malay Dude : What have you got to say to my little kid.
Me : (Just stands there)
Malay dude : Say soory la.
Me : FINE!! S-O-R-R-Y!!!
Malay Dude : Next time I take Guitar Hit you see how you like.
Me : ( Queitly) Take la.
(After I Left)
Me : PUI!!!!!!!!! ( He didn't notice)
Haiz.
All this race.
Why is Malaysia like that.
So Multi-RACIAL!!!!!!
I've learn something from this.
MALAY IS THE MOST LANJIAO RACE CANT EAT PORK DRINK ALCOHOL AND DO ANYTHING!!!
LAPSAP
LAPSAP
LAPSAP
LAPSAP
LAPSAP
LAPSAP
LAPSAP
PUI!!!!!!
DIU!!!!!
CIBAI HOLE!!!!
ALL OVER THEIR FACE!!!!
DIU NYA MA CCB!!!!!!!
The End. Bye
Thursday, April 2, 2009
The War!!!!
So. He called us out quietly.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
??!!
Aaron : Eh, I created new blog
Me : Yerr. So gay la.
YENG
YENG
YENG
Well. Gonna go back to sleep soon.After some 18 + things first. ^^
Bye ^^